the only thing he grows in his garden is tired
she's too lazy to walk in her sleep - she hitchhikes
he has a great labour saving device - tomorrow
she wakes up in the morning with nothing to do, and goes to bed with it only half done
he never puts off until tomorrow what he can put off indefinitely
she's always starting to begin to commence to get ready to do something
E-MAIL ME MORE TO GET THIS LIST GROWING!